Blog for cnuts

about time

2006-11-19T23:45:00.000+08:00

2006 is gna end real soon, like in 30+++ days time..

any resolutions?
any wishes?
any last 30+++ days words to say?

i do.

i feel like shitting now.

Class Distribution

2006-11-10T22:55:00.000+08:00

OMG WE'RE SEC THEE NEXT YEAR

O M G

UPPER SEC LEH!

lol lol lol lol lol.

CLASS DISTRIBUTION:
isk: dunno leh aha :P
karmen: 3G
zhenzhen: 3B
mayping: 3F
jiaying: 3L
melvin: 3K
yilin: 3F

3F07 ROCKS! Got two c-nuts leh!

And 3K is like supposed to be the smart class, so what on earth is Melvin doing there? -.-

lalala byebye :D

cool top :D

2006-09-23T21:55:00.000+08:00

So cool right :D I'm gonna get a I'm thin Fuck Off WHEE~

ahem ahem

2006-09-16T19:55:00.000+08:00

ahem i saw the previous post.

BUT.....

i shall be nice and not make a rebut. (:

here's a post to declare that i am nice and do not bear any grudges to Ms. WongMayPing's childish action.

thankyou thankyou.

till we meet again. adios!

wahahs. XD

-yilin

Yilin

2006-09-04T18:00:00.000+08:00

-sighs-

DONT GO AWAY! I know I know, you are probably disgusted by the title of this post. I am too, but that's not the main point! Look at the picture below.

This is a very artistic picture, wonderfully done by the great artist--Me.

Those white things stuck and pierced through the black stick body figure of Yilin are her boobs and butt. Dont ask me why her butt is out of shape and bigger than her boobs. Ask Yilin. You can raise enquiries in the tagboard. Thankyou very much. :D

-sian-

jesse mccartney is hot xD

2006-08-17T23:30:00.000+08:00

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-2315626875998182047&q=Jesse+McCartney&auto=true

GOGOGO [:

just random

2006-08-15T22:54:00.000+08:00

comment on zeh picture i made out of boredom. which hairstyle do yeh all prefer? (: i like the yallowww one!

celebration time, come on!

2006-08-10T17:03:00.000+08:00

YAY YAY!

lets celebrate!!

NATIONAL DAY AND ASEAN DAY!!

whooooooo!

:D

okok(: here's the end of this post.. thanks for reading it and have a nice day!

-yilintherocker!

the QUEEN

2006-08-03T18:10:00.000+08:00

the cunkQUEEN is back ! :D

i betcha everyone missed me, but sorry dearies, the QUEEN was in a very ugly state and she felt so sick, she needed a break, where she started to feel great again, and explains why she got a blog post to make !

(: IT RHYMES DOESN'T IT ?!

haha anyway, my end-of-years, or practically everyone's gonna be here real soon, so we're all gonna study soon, so sorry everyone, updates gonna be rare from now on (=

so take care everyone, rest, eat and drink well ! best of luck for eoys to all happy readers (=

and the QUEEN is saying byebye ! :D

50th Anniversary

2006-07-30T12:35:00.000+08:00

Today is the 50th anniversary of the CNUTS blog.

My god we are as old as Dunman High!

Congratulations. This blog has been put into our time whatever thingy to store for future generations to see. Letter to future generation:

YOYO!

ONE TWO THREE, GO!

MAYPING ROCKS THE MOST.

MELVIN ROCKS THE LEAST.

THANKYOU VERY MUCH!

REMEMEBR TO PUT THAT ON YOUR BANNER!

HAPPY 75th ANNIVERSARY!

Note: This is the 50th post of C-NUTS. To celebrate, meet at 5pm at KOHZHENZHEN'S HOUSE for FREE FOOD and help out in the LSP brochure! Many prizes to be won! We are waiting for you!

MELVIN ****!

2006-07-06T20:23:00.000+08:00

Hello nuts.

This marks the beginning of the prestigious IEMI week and the sign of happiness and sleep(and more sleep!) for some nuts here who stay up late to watch soccer.

It is my sorrow to inform all loyal fans that yes, the dumb vintage wash and cunkqueen have been influenced by money cheater Melvin and have all fallen in love with soccer, and with vintage wash falling head over heels over some supposedly good looking soccer player.

tsk!

Anyway, that's not the main point! The main point is, never lay bets with Melvin. He helps you to lose money okay!

He lost ten bucks for me and more than two thousand for some classmate.

Such audacity! Hie execution is like after MI week, so Melvin, enjoy the IEMI week.

MAPLE OLEOLEOLE!

2006-06-24T23:37:00.000+08:00

As the others are all busy in World Cup watching & (illegal) betting, I shall post about everyone's 2nd love: MAPLE! :D

That theif in black is o.0, he can move around + attack with that damn chair.

Moral of the game: Don't pose when you're in danger wtf. ):<
Striptease in ant tunnel ROFLMAO.

And people don't be jealous heh:

The blue up ^ arrow! :D 1st time I see up arrow heh.

Tank is eyecandy + earcandy! :D You all must go listen to his unplugged live version! :D
It's better than certain ahmo songs! :DDDDDDD

i pwnz everyone muahaha

2006-06-09T20:17:00.000+08:00

HAHAHA SONG BO I GOT NOTES $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ WAHAHAHAHA!

angry, maybe?

2006-06-08T22:04:00.000+08:00

the world cup is gonna be here in just ONE more day, and it supposedly cheered me up UNTIL something so HUGE happened, that totally annoyed me.

i ain't blogging on my public blog, lest those people concerned see it. but all i'm gonna say is,

SOMEBODY GONNA TEACH ME HOW TO MANAGE MY ANGER BEFORE I START BITCHING AND GET INTO ONE HELL LOAD OF TROUBLE!

STUPID CUNT! URGH!

- i need help guys! -

KA-CHAK! CANDID CAMERA!

2006-06-05T22:10:00.000+08:00

the picture speaks for itself..

*sobsob

2006-06-05T15:41:00.000+08:00

We must cherish these few days, 'cos the CO people are returning soon.

O:

Let's hope they remember to get us souvenirs. :D
& someone please update this! Even my blog posts are catching up!

PS. Maple session anyone?

BYE BYE CNUTS..

2006-05-30T10:18:00.000+08:00

cause MP the GREAT is leaving for China tomorrow on a CO trip with her school. Continue weeping, but cheer up. I will post asap when I come back to Singapore(:

Anw let me post up the two angbaos that two of the cnuts gave me for departure gift:

This one is from ZHENZHEN aka vintage.wash. So erm nicely decorated right. I can't seem to open it.. its too virtual.

So WOW right. From dumb Melvin who keeps harping on that there's the WORLD CUP to watch during the holidays. I rather watch zhenzhen naked.

YILIN READ THIS.

2006-05-20T23:05:00.000+08:00

Announcement:

Siswo is the fuzuzhang for drama!

-So Yilin better be :D-ing!

& Siswo had his hair spiked up WOAH!
& I took alot of photos HAHAHAHA!

PS Most of the sec2s know about this rumour alrdy. :D

everybody SEX now~

2006-05-18T18:10:00.000+08:00

who loves horseridin' ?

PRESENTS

2006-05-17T18:21:00.000+08:00

Let me list down the presents which my fellow c-nuts gave to me for my birthday, which was last Sindays. Not too late fo last minutes presents you know :)

imposterguy: He gave me a wonderful pink IPOD mini, with all of Wilber Pan's songs already inside. It had a decorative pouch accompanying it. When I saw it I was like WOW.

cunkqueen: Brought me a kangaroo straight from Australia. It is currently residing in a farm in Australia since she can't bring it back.

vintage.wash: A wonderful bimbo fake EZ-LINK card which is corrected so that I can use it to sneak into NC16 and R21 movies.

JiaYing: Answers for the wicked thing. Thanks so much my IQ is not working properly nowadays.

Melvin: His old bra. Too small for him. His status is now raised from a washing board to Mount Whatever.

yilin-: A discount coupon for the cheapest Metro Sale.

I hereby thank all the c-nuts for their sincere presents, all which I made up except for the JY one.

Why the other c-nutters forgot about poor Great's birthday.

SADNESS PEOPLE. SADNESS.

I shall now go engulf my chocolates in the fridge to ward of all ill feelings.

I must tell myself that I still love the rest of the c-nutters.

I love-

Forget it :(

excellent holiday

2006-05-15T21:23:00.000+08:00

it seems that every c-nut who returned from LC is rushing to enjoy the computer (games?) and probably air-conditioning too. anyway so am I, and I am just here to blog about nothing.

anw this fortnight (from LC week) is excellent. I still can remember details before, during, and of course after the LC, which is superb for me. anw, after one week of *ahem* "holiday" last week, this week is finally school again, but its the first day of school, and the second day (a.k.a tml) is a HOLIDAY - thanks to our teachers who helped out on Polling Day. its retarded seriously - since they give us a holiday on the second day of school after one week of "holiday", why not give us another week of holiday, and the next week off as well? that'll be excellent, 8 or so straight weeks of holiday. ah damned tomorrow will be mugging for SPA test on wednesday. originally wanted to watch a movie but nobody's free rofl.

crap my teachers don't want to release CA marks to us, other than MEP (which sucked) and Art (which sucked more).

is this it?

2006-05-15T00:23:00.000+08:00

while many of the c-nuts are having exams, some of us are slugging over with our work. and many of us are still tired from the level camp,

cunkqueen is here to just tell you about some stuff hor.

Firstly, Jintao stories have been removed due to some "legal" stuff that are going on, as already known, since it's "legal", we shall not go deep into what the "legal" matters are.

Secondly, DON'T BE SAD THOUGH. The proud writer of the Jintao stories still has a copy of the post and if you like, you could kindly contact him through our cute pink tagboard just over by the right side. Leave your name and email, and he'll kindly send it to your email, where you can enjoy the post and laugh till your ass runs off to sarumbun again.

Thirdly, you know my name cunkqueen. There's actually no meaning to the word cunk, but there is a similar word to cunkqueen, and it's cuckquean. Fine the spelling could be world's apart but see.. it is SIMILAR!

and what does cuckquean means.. a woman whose husband is unfaithful !

DOH! ):

hey cool, im gonna be the husband, x)

conversing with miss lil gina

2006-05-12T23:34:00.000+08:00

just click on the picture and read(:

no use for a title

2006-05-08T19:29:00.000+08:00

right so it seems that the other posters are having a level camp (lucky cnuts) while i'll be having my mid year exams. actually i just did today, but whatever.

so i'm guessing the camp ends on thursday? just in time for those buddhists. well if so then we're kinda fair because my last paper (sadly maths) ends on thursday (12pm to be exact) so for the moment i'm fucked.

if you haven't gotten my point yet, i won't be updating anytime soon (and neither would you, heheh). so i'll wish you guys good luck for your camp (bit too late innit), i don't know why either but surely you'll need it. just in case you wake up with whipping/shaving cream on your face and hands, and when you want to wipe the cream off your face, more cream gets on it (sidetracking..)

i apologise for the lack of proper grammar/punctuation and anything else that's missing because right now i have to mug geoooogggg omg arid land and dykes.

a c-nut dumb-ed

2006-05-07T17:05:00.000+08:00

i dont think i'll be talking much about petty miss gina about her scandalous love life today.

im gonna update you on one of our special c-nut.

you know sometimes, we're taught to be bold, and stand up for our ideas. yeah.. and when watching a performance, there are certain manners, such as clap when the performance FINALLY finished, or when there is such a great act put up that deserves applause.

sadly, our dear c-nut yilin, the one who was nearly fired, shouted "ENCORE!" when the play before the intermission just started.

just tell me, how ridiculous can she get?!

weird~

2006-05-04T22:41:00.000+08:00

c-nuts seemed to have become a combined blog of several bloggers that is always updated on certain topics that interest the bloggers at different point of time.

1) this was due to the inefficiency of some of the bloggers who failed to update the blog on a regular basis when they were supposed to.
2) we have grown bored of the love life of several people, now directing attention to ourselves, no one could blame us for being so self-centered.

so im here to say that im a finalist for that stupid speech thing that our school organised.

SUPPORT ME THANKS! (:

and im feeling very very feverish right now. here's a picture to share.

Challenge yourself

2006-05-04T22:02:00.000+08:00

How good is your general knowledge? Want to find out? Test yourself on the following 12 questions (max: 20 marks)

1. Who invented scissors? 2 points

2. In a race you overtake the competitor running second. What position are you now in? 2 points

3. Name the London region where the Lawn Tennis Championships began in June 2004? 1 point

4. What are the largest notes issued in each of these major currencies: US dollars, Japanese yen and European euros? 3 points

5. This is an unusual paragraph. I'm curious how quickly you can find out what is so unusual about it. It looks so plain you would think nothing was wrong with it. In fact, nothing is wrong with it. Study it but you may not find anything odd. 2 points

6. What two-time Oscar-winning film start was born Maurice Micklewhite? 2 points

7. What is a camel-hair brush made of? 2 points

8. Which former Filipino president and popular actor is widely known as Erap? 1 point

9. What is a marsupial's marsupium better known as? 1 point

10. Which two countries have the world's longest and shortest coastlines? 2 points

11. What was the name of the first Allied offensive against Saddam Hussein's regime? 1 point

12. In what country did Great Danes originate? 1 point

That's all for today. Some are unbelievably easy but others are incredible difficult. Don't ask me about question 5, I knew the answer once I saw this. E-mail me your answers or you can comment on this post. Cheers.

Oh wait scoring sheet:
17-20 Trivia master; 14-16 Silver medal; 10-13 Good try; 0-9 Better luck next time.

I fall in the bottom category; don't laugh you probably will too. I got this from one particular issue of Reader's Digest btw. Cheers. Good luck.

Confessions of the prokia. :D

2006-05-03T20:44:00.000+08:00

Nobody can be as pro as me, to help out with the shopkeeper WHEEEE. :D
We're all having 2.4 this friday woosh! Isk's the odd one out. :X

hi charlie

2006-05-03T18:36:00.000+08:00

After JY has observed my recent hiatus, I'm compelled to blog over here. Well, I think I'll post here once a month because most of the time I can't be bothered or I forget that my inactive Blogger account exists.

Coincidentally today is a Wednesday and I'm supposed to provide a definition but let's pretend we're in Hawaii or something so it's a Tuesday.

Why is everyone playing Maple? Can't you see there's exams SOOOOOOOONNNNNN??? *wags finger*

relaxation?

2006-05-03T15:56:00.000+08:00

hohoho. let's all welcome jiaying to c-nuts!

since there's a new member, let us, the snrs all bully this jnr. make him write all the posts, ohman. im getting excited.

so as you can see. im gonna relax.

(i know my level kinda suckish in this picture. but man, that's LIFE!)

jy go write your posts :D

2006-05-02T22:08:00.000+08:00

Hello there is a new member to c-nuts, and that's jia ying. No my posts will not be as often as Ms Lee, so no worries. And what's happened to imposterguy so far?

Due to Mr Melvin's remark about this post being incredibly short, I shall now comment about something. Today's I&E simply sucked as usual. IF there is still anything like this after I&E, I shall have to take action to get out of this currently hopeless situation. Oh and tomorrow is the ~~bloody~~goddamn science test. Wish me good luck. Don't bother if you ain't got anything good.

Get well soon Daniel. I hope to see you at school tomorrow.
P.S. that's my classmate. Melvin good luck for science test. Wish me luck too (:

LOOK AT ANOTHER IDIOT

2006-05-01T11:21:00.000+08:00

OMG

2006-04-30T23:05:00.000+08:00

We have a resident pervert here in Lee Yilin.

&&jatekaJUICE-* its a small world dhscо°06 | says:
SIGH
&&jatekaJUICE-* its a small world dhscо°06 | says:
not fun ler
&&jatekaJUICE-* its a small world dhscо°06 | says:
i thought i was supposed to sound perv or something

So what she means is for it to be FUN, it must be PERVERTIC.

Hmmm

THANK YOU WONG MAYPING

2006-04-30T22:15:00.000+08:00

Our DEAR MAYPING has victimised C-NUTS to post about this topic. So here goes.

INSTRUCTIONS:
1. The tagged victim have to come up with 8 different points of his/her perfect lover.
2. Mention the gender of his/her perfect lover.
3. Tag 8 victims to join this game and leave a comment on their blog.
4. If you are tagged the second time, there's no need to do this AGAIN.
5. The most impt rule: HAVE FUN DOING IT.

HECK THE INSTRUCTIONS MAN.

The 8 Points:
(PS: The points below are mostly inspired by Jiaying.)

1. Loves CNUTS.
2. Extremely sexy.
3. ~~Fuckable~~ Nice.
4. Geek.
5. Virgin.
6. Faithful.
7. ~~24hr service~~ Thoughtful.
8. Inner beauty. (?!!!)

Gender:
BOTH. God made us all equal. But CNUT thinks it would be better if the gender is female.

The 8 victims:
CNUTS have decided to be nice (we are actually) and not victimise anymore people in this evil scandal. Thank you thank you. *Bows down*

(PS: OHWELL. I edited the points number 3 and 7 due to the negative responses of Jiaying and Melvin. And I thought I was supposed to sound perv or something. But then. OK nevermind. Now the edited version sounds so UNPERV and goody-goody. HUMPH. : C )

LUCY AND YK

2006-04-29T16:48:00.000+08:00

I shall post a post about Gina. Since this girl was so evil the other time when I asked her to print something for me, in exchange 2 things, my LA draft, and also not posting about her on CNUTS anymore . But guess what. She got her draft but in the end she didnt print for me. SO. I'M GOING TO POST ABOUT HER! :D Let me write a short story about her and her AHEM. Read on.

(PS: Our dear Gina shall be named LUCY in this story, and the certain somebody shall be named YK. Go figure. :D )

YK. The guy of her dreams. Lucy sat in class, staring blankly at Mr Tan as she daydreamed. Slowly, she closed her eyes, grinning stupidly, as she saw YK slowly drift before her...

YK was playing with a small cute little kid. The kid looked so much like him.. And her. YK looked up and smiled at Lucy, then picked the kid up, and walked towards her. He gave her a peck on the cheeks. Lucy could feel her cheeks go red. She heard YK saying something to her.. "What is the formula for force, Lucy?" Lucy looked into his deep brown eyes and was about to answer when she frowned and was suddenly stumped by the extremely difficult question. Startled, Lucy woke up from her perfect dream and opened her eyes, to meet the gaze those of the teacher's. Lucy stood up a little awkwardly and before she could think properly, she blurted out, "YK?" The teacher frowned and replied, "Meet me after school, Lucy." Lucy sighed and sat down again.

It was 2pm. The talk with the teacher had finished. Lucy walked to the canteen. She was pondering on what to eat when suddenly, she saw YK at the Malay foodstall. Excited, she walked towards the stall and lined up behind him. YK saw her and greeted her, and Lucy only smiled back stupidly, her mind suddenly blank. Lucy held her breath as her heart stopped for a minute or two, suddenly overwhelmed by the fact of being so near him. Her gaze dropped and she looked at her watch. "OMG I AM GOING TO BE LATE FOR GUIDES!!" Lucy exclaimed a little too loudly. YK turned around and looked at her, and kindly offered to let her cut his queue. Lucy felt special and floaty all of a sudden.

Soon, it was her turn to buy her food. The auntie at the stall asked Lucy what she'd like. Lucy replied floatily, as she was still feeling floaty then.

"YK."

Lucy suddenly turned red as YK, who was behind her frowned and said, "Huh?!" Lucy quickly ordered her food and left in a hurry.

Shit. Lucy whispered under her breath. How unlucky can I ever be today?

_______________________

Ok. Thats all I guess. LOL. We'll see whether I want to continue or not. :D

maple

2006-04-26T23:08:00.000+08:00

MAPLE IS OK OK LA!

YO look at this joker

2006-04-24T23:28:00.000+08:00

MAPLE STORY

2006-04-24T20:52:00.000+08:00

In regards to the ultimate childish post by the previous author, who shall not be name, I, have decided to start a petition against he-who-shall-not-be-named.

Firstly, before I start on anything, I would like to congratulate myself for obtaining a higher level in Maple Story than Mdm Lee. It is an unfortunate case that Mdm Koh has obtained a higher level than me, but these are two things that cannot be put together and as history goes down, we know that she started playing years before I did so it is therefore unfair to put together a conclusion.

Secondly, I have decided that I'm too lazy to start a petition. So, I decided to emphasize that-

SOCCER IS DUMB.

I wonder what's with a bunch of nothing-better-to-do cheekopeh kicking around a rotten ball of dirt, finding it fun when it lands in a white net.

Lastly, to end it off, I would like to apologise for having kissed Tang San Zang, a monk who can be found in the Journey to the West.

Please click to enlarge thankyou. Please ignore the low level -.- and the very obscene helmet. I think you can also ignore the two chocolate sweets creatures there.

Thank you for your cooperation.

Melvin you pig lar you.

Let's congratulate

2006-04-23T03:15:00.000+08:00

our resident c-nuts on staying up so late for once, namely Ms(or Mdm?) Koh Zhen Zhen and Ms (once again, or Mdm?) Lee Yi Lin.

It's 3.15am now and while I am watching Alaves v Atletico Madrid, Ms Koh is currently dealing with Maths sum that are quite elementary to me, but proves to be an enigma to her. Thus she has to seek the help of me, the maths pro. (pro-er than her anyway)

And well, for Ms Lee, I am sad to say she is currently mapling like a mad woman, pia-ing to be a level 90 pro kia, but unfortunately it will take her 10 years to accomplish her feat. However I do not wish her the best, as I have only two words to conclude this post.

Dumb maple.

Thank you and goodbye

lol

Mildly funny stuff

2006-04-23T01:11:00.000+08:00

but still funnier than Yilin's jokes

Remember it takes a college degree to fly a plane but only a high school diploma to fix one. Reassurance for those who fly routinely in their jobs.

After every flight, Qantas pilots fill out a form, called a "gripe sheet," which tells mechanics about problems with the aircraft. The mechanics correct the problems, document their repairs on the form, and then pilots review the gripe sheets before the next flight. Never let it be said that ground crews lack a sense of humor.

Here are some actual maintenance complaints submitted by Qantas' pilots (marked with a P) and the solutions recorded (marked with an S)

by maintenance engineers. By the way, Qantas is the only major airline that has never had an accident.

P: Left inside main tire almost needs replacement.
S: Almost replaced left inside main tire.

P: Test flight OK, except auto-land very rough.
S: Auto-land not installed on this aircraft.

P: Something loose in cockpit.
S: Something tightened in cockpit.

P. Dead bugs on windshield.
S: Live bugs on back-order.

P: Autopilot in altitude-hold mode produces a 200 feet per minute descent.
S: Cannot reproduce problem on ground.

P: Evidence of leak on right main landing gear.
S: Evidence removed.

P: DME volume unbelievably loud.
S: DME volume set to more believable level.

P: Friction locks cause throttle levers to stick.
S: That's what they're for.

P: IFF inoperative.
S: IFF always inoperative in OFF mode.

P: Suspected crack in windshield.
S: Suspect you're right.

P: Number 3 engine missing.
S: Engine found on right wing after brief search.

P: Aircraft handles funny.
S: Aircraft warned to straighten up, fly right, and be serious.

P: Target radar hums.
S: Reprogrammed target radar with lyrics.

P: Mouse in cockpit.
S: Cat installed.

And the best one for last..................

P: Noise coming from under instrument panel. Sounds like a midget pounding on something with a hammer.
S: Took hammer away from midget.

AHEM

2006-04-16T21:07:00.000+08:00

OK. I have decided to post since I am at the edge of being SACKED and if I accept being SACKED, and I dont know what it means to be SACKED or the repercussions of being SACKED, SO. Let me post. :D

Ok. Im thinking of something to write now.

Hmmm. How about jokes. :DDD Yes yes. After reading my 2J class blog I have decided to post jokes about the battle of the sexes. Hmmm. Let me think of what jokes to post.

AHHH. I know. Here they are:

A patient's family gathered to hear what the specialists had to say. "Things don't look good. The only chance is a brain transplant.
This is an experimental procedure. It might work, but the bad news is that brains are very expensive, and you will have to pay the cost yourselves."
"Well, how much does a brain cost?" asked the relatives."For a male brain, $500,000. For a female brain, $200,000."
Some of the younger male relatives tried to looked shocked, but all the men nodded because they thought they understood. A few actually smirked.
But the patient's daughter was unsatisfied and asked, "Why the difference in price between male and female brains?"
"A standard pricing practice." said the head of the team. "Women's brains have to be marked down because they have been used."

I like this joke alot. :DDD

And this too.. (:

A woman was out golfing one day when she hit her ball into the woods. She went into the woods to look for it and found a frog in a trap.
The frog said to her, "If you release me from this trap, I will grant you 3 wishes."
The woman freed the frog and the frog said, "Thank you, but I failed to mention that there was a condition to your wishes-that whatever you wish for, your husband will get 10 times more or better!"
The woman said, "That would be okay, " and for her first wish, she wanted to be the most beautiful woman in the world.
The frog warned her, "You do realise that this wish will also make your husband the most handsome man in the world, an Adonis, that women will flock to."
The woman replied, "That will be okay because I will be the most beautiful woman and he will only have eyes for me."
So, KAZAM - she's the most beautiful woman in the world!
For her second wish, she wanted to be the richest woman in the world.
The frog said, "That will make your husband the richest man in the world and he will be ten times richer than you."
The woman said, "That will be okay because what is mine is his and what is his is mine."
So, KAZAM she's the richest woman in the world!
The frog then inquired about her third wish, and she answered, I'd like a mild heart attack."
Moral of the story: Women are clever creatures. Don't mess with them.

Heheheh. LOL. Though I think this post will invite lots of trouble for me. OH WELL. :D

Yo I am back

2006-04-16T20:56:00.000+08:00

Please go www.diaza06.blogspot.com for a fabulous discovery about the marching song that once we hear it in our classrooms, we will panic like xiao and run down lmfao.

It's all thanks to me of course rofl.

And now we shall have a debate: Shall the slacker Yilin be sacked?

Currently it is 100-0 in favour of her being sacked as my vote counts for 100

GINA ABANDONS COMPUTER!

2006-04-15T19:27:00.000+08:00

STUPID GINA DAO ME ON MSN.

I asked her some schoolwork and I waited waited waited waited waited waited waited waited waited waited waited waited waited...

BUT SHE DIDN'T REPLY ME!

Her status is (busy) BTW.

And so I conclude that she's busy in bed having her fun time with her ahem.
Till she abandoned her dearest computer & left it running.
Have fun then. :D
But please use condoms.

P.S Ok I finally updated! :D

2006-04-14T21:46:00.000+08:00

hey y'all man.

this blog is dead man. but i know y'all are thirsty for news of the subject here man.
so im leaving it to the rest to update man.
y'all should know imma busy woman.

:) thank y'all for listenin man.

2006-04-02T18:16:00.000+08:00

oops. that apparently was an aprils fools' joke. BLAH.

Museum of Tits

i laughed my ass off upon knowing this. =D

2006-04-02T09:27:00.000+08:00

there are manymany blogs in the blogosphere that too, focus their posts on certain people. and there, there is this bitch that hacked into MOT and claimed the blog as her own.

just visit.

Museum of Twits

like how i'll normally say, she's one slut who should go fuck a bangala.

2006-03-27T19:53:00.000+08:00

Hello people. Since today is Wednesday and I'm supposed to update this space and tell you a definition, let me do what I need to do.

Oh yeah, today isn't necessarily Wednesday but it is in Hawaii/Iceland/Mars or something so bear with me.
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LAZY
- to be in a state where you are deprived of energy, and thus is unable to work/function.
- to be psychologically inactive and may not carry out any activities.
Word usage: I am such a lazy arse that I only update this blog once a month, if you're lucky, and only when people actually force me to do so but most of the time I just can't be bothered to update because I run out of ideas easily and I haven't been crapping much and no, I don't know why either and I realize I am lagging behind because so many of these enthusiastic writers update this thingus and bother to make up cock-and-bull stories about Gina but that's good for them and I feel partially guilty because I'm just too lazy for my own good; oh yeah I think I wrote too long but whatever I don't really care because I don't have any care in me, but anyway do you ever wonder when hope comes knocking on your door one day, and think, who the hell is this Hope guy anyway and what does he want at your door, it's just weird how things are and come to think of it, I could give a rat's arse about hope and now I'm wondering like when people ask you if you could talk to anyone, whether living or dead, who would it be; I don't understand why people say a name when they can just say living, because who wants to talk to a dead person, it defies logic and the human brain, I'm feeling philosophical now and I don't think I'm using that word properly but that's just ironic because here I am, writing a sentence under 'Word usage' so I think I did enough for today and I'll spare all of you and now I just want to end this sentence/post by saying vote for me in the elections later on don't say I didn't warn you keep those votes coming yeah and hail Hitler.

2006-03-24T22:10:00.000+08:00

hey babies and ahpeks, missshh miee anorrtx?

anyway sorry for such insane eerie tranquility from us, the c-nuts. we're pathetically busy handling homework and fulfilling our needs for entertainment. i'll just update you all on something.

i'm doing the rice project with gina. schoolwork again, yep.

trust me, i still have lots to do and complete. but here i shall tell you something.
I SAW HER LOOKING AT SOMEONE LEH!

gina, don't blush.
gina, it's cool.
gina, chill.
gina, H-A-H-A!

hahas, you're cute siah. just looking then turn back once he disappears.

:D i like cute girls. any? come find me.

i'm always available.

address: 29 freeesx road, happy hotel, room 69
time: 24/7

:) if you get what i mean, hahas. :*X

2006-03-19T22:58:00.000+08:00

eww. enough of the love stories that simply makes me shiver with ~~disgust~~jealousy.

let's talk about administrative stuff for awhile, shall we? =D

*rubs chin, hard*

erh, what should i say?

*scratches forehead, hard*

don't know leahhh

*slaps gina's butt, hard*

I KNOW!

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let me introduce the writers that entertain you everytime you visit !

numba ONE
- melvin, aged 52, martial status: un-married
an old selang prancing around trying to find out more about gina. also an ahpek who watch some crazy men running around on a field chasing over a ball, as if it was their wives. (if you still don't get it, it's football) and he became a writer, due to extreme boredom and of course, to sastify his curiosity to find love.

numba TWO
- iskandar, aged 4, martial status: looking around
seriously, this young guy knows alot for his age. anyway find out more about him, straight from him. :)

numba THREE
- zhenzhen, aged 14, martial status: attached but still flirting around
she got one hot guy in her heart, yet many guys are still finding her worrrrz. this girl is just one hot sexy chip babe that someone by the name of jo**t*an is so dess-perr-atteee for! eh hey, that's what makes her one good writer, loads of experiences and tips to share!

numba FOUR
- mayping, aged 32, martial status:married, with 3 boys
this aunty can gossip really well, as in, ahem, not gossip. praise and compliment and spread knowledge about many people really well. she's one cute aunty that never seems bored to tell others how obiang she is. one great example: when all of us finished harrypotter sixth book, there she tells us, she just started! hahaha.. anyway! one great writer because she reminds us of the past we all forgot, the obiang memories..

numba FIVE
-yilin, aged 1, martial status: what you expect?!
no comments. comment nothing on this comment. commenting on this comment should be no comments. no comments. (the understatement to this is: AGED ONE IS CHILDISH GIRL LA DUHH!)

numba SIX
- karmen, aged 13, martial status: preferred undisclosed
let me bhb for awhile so that some sexy old men will come find me.

I'M A CHIOBU THAT LOVES BIG DANGLING EARRINGS!
I'M A HOT BABE THAT HAVE 7 EARHOLES!
I'M A PEPPER THAT HAVE CUP D BOOBS!
I'M A CHICK THAT HAVE SMALL WAIST AND SLIM THIGHS!
I'M A SEXY GIRL THAT LOVES ALL TYPE OF MEN!

oooh. that's good, ain't it. so c'mon! COME FIND ME!

all details mentioned above, purely for entertainment purposes. all information have been exaggerated, i hereby apologise to anyone offended. BUT..

LOVE LETTERS ARE WELCOMED TO ANY OF THE WRITERS!

HP VERSION II

2006-03-18T10:49:00.000+08:00

Oh dear kind me. In regards to the overwhelming respond of this:

http://c-nuts.blogspot.com/2005/11/in-regards-to-overwhelming-respond-of.html

post, I decided to continue Part II, especially after I have read the sixth book of Harry Potter.

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Part I ended with Gina together with XJ. *lovezzzz* (As in Cho Chang and Micheal corners)

Since Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince didn't really talk about Cho Chang and there were no more Micheal Corners, we decided to take it that they eloped into the forbidden forest. (And they lived happily ever after.)

So now, especially since the book talked ALOT about Harry and Ginny, which in this case is AYH and Priscilla.

They have been together for a long time now, and their fate lies in the seventh HP book. Let's hope for the best then. But I think they kind of parted at some time because AYH thought it was too dangerous to bring Priscilla together on his dangerous journey, which might be the visiting of GEYLANG, a very famous red light district.

Priscilla then decided to give him a hot pink amulet to protect him on his journey. Because, as I said, it was a DANGEROUS journey. There will be plenty of pink bikinis and blue bottoms. And Mount Fujis and Camels. This amulet is to ward of irritating girls that AYH may fall for.

AYH is also out to fint Horcruxes, which is a beautified name for a pink bracelet. This bracelet belongs to a vixien, which we can find in part I. This vixien is rambling around the world, doing evil and this Horcruxes is her power to do EVIL.

What happens next, stay tuned to Part III when the seventh and the last HP book is out.

2006-03-18T10:41:00.000+08:00

This is so embarassing!

We didn't update because we can't find Gina, and hence there are no news of her.

BUT now. HEH HEH. We found her in her bedroom yesterday, with a WEDDING CERTIFICATE!

*shocked*

Hee no lar. Actually, we found her....

playing with her computer.

Paiseh for anti climax. Stop complaining! You wanted updates and this is it.

2006-02-26T15:10:00.000+08:00

Yes yes yes. I DO KNOW THAT THIS THING IS DEAD.

It's all Melvin's fault.

He got stuck in the toilet bowl and we spend a few months trying to get him out. Why does he eat so much and why is he so clumsy? Beats me *ouch ouch*.

By the way, KinderSurprise cheated my money and feelings.

Imagine.

A nice and warm girl feeling full of anticipation... WAITING to see what toys the three kinder surprises hold for her... and in the end, two of the toys are the same.

I decided to stick with Kinder Buenos in the future. The chocolate is nicer too. Yum. But right now, I'm eating Cadbury chocolates. YUMMY.

Poor Melvin is stuck with whatever Mars or Venus or Pluto chocolates. tsk.

2006-01-27T18:09:00.000+08:00

I know you all missed my posts. So I decided to write one to wish everybody happy new year!!!

THE END.

2006-01-26T21:37:00.000+08:00

Hot link: http://www.bookworm.com.sg/e-book-Students-World/sw-WhiteSands-P6-600-GinaTeo.htm

P.S Yes, we admit that we're lazy bastards who don't update the blog but that's not the point, really.

2006-01-23T20:27:00.000+08:00

too long without any updates? feeling bored? feeling lonely? feeling sad? don't worry, here's another wonderful and tactful blogger here to give you an update on the life of who else but, *LOUD & CLEAR drumrolls* the lovely Miss Gina Teo Li Qiong.

hrmm... let me give you an update of what happened previously, (just in case you were such an lazy-pig that you did not bother to scroll down to read), Gina was in love with many many many wonderful guys till she met another even more wonderful guy named, ******.

are you able to guess what is it? it is none other than a nickname given to the wonderful guy she is currently in love with. How did that nickname come about? It was just derived from the wonderful guy's appearance. and it seems that what attracted Gina to the wonderful guy was because of the wonderful ****** on that particular wonderful guy's physical appearance.

but then again, for every guy Gina has fall in love with, the appearance was always the first thing that catch her eyes, before she starts to develops her most passionate and stirring feelings for each of them.

a check on the time Gina's feelings for each guy could last till she met the wonderful guy now.

1st Guy- 2 months
2nd Guy- 1 week
3rd Guy- Several Weeks
4th Guy- Infinite...

(All Information above are not completely CLAIMED to be right, only Miss Gina Teo Li Qiong knows the truth.)

What is the boohoozaza in the ever so special, wonderful guy? No one is really sure, or not?

10 Simple Guidelines to Impress Miss Gina Teo Li Qiong

1) Accept her when she adds you on MSN Messenger.
2) Reply to her instant messages when she talks to you.
3) Give her your phone number and allow her to message you.
4) Never fail to reply to her messages (even if it's just one word, for Gina, how much is 3cents?)
5) Wave to her when you meet her in school.
6) Smile at her when you meet her in school.
7) Talk to her when you meet her in school.
8) Do whatever you want with her when you meet her in school. (we don't really care.)
9) Most importantly, you need to have at least schoolmates to confirm you are gay, one way or another.
10) Good Luck, this last one is hard. Say:"I Love You." to her. (Gina will melt, although we definitely have not seen it before with these sacred eyes of ours.)

ohwell. my homework is getting cold in the fridge. i need to get it out and warm it up with my pencils.
so that's it from me now, the wonderful blogger. i rock. =)

2005-11-23T17:24:00.000+08:00

I know you loyal readers have been anticipating an entry by your, hands down, *insert positive adjective here* blogger so yeah, this is it.

:D

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Heh, you're still reading? Okay fine, let me post a proper entry.

*ahem*

*adjusts tie*

If you don't mind, just look at the URL of this blog. It goes "www.c-nuts.blogspot.com". Well well, as you can see, it's for cnuts (coughginacough). So in case that brain of yours is thinking,

Hmm, just what is a cnut?

Or if you have a twitty brain, it's,

hmmss..wad iish a cnutt nehhs?

Well, according to the Cnutopedia, it says that a cnut can be

#1. A person who has little IQ value and is hated by many (or at least the person who is calling him/her a cnut).

or

#2. Anyone. It's much more unique (and maybe insulting) to call a nobody a cnut.

or

A (deliberate) typo of cunt.

So there you are. A definition of a cnut by us (okay, me). Till then kiddos, ta-ta.

P.S Tune in to isk's definitions every Wednesday to read his entries raging with testosterone that can just inspire that brain or enlighten you (think Buddha).

Nah, not really. Since I'm a nice soul and this is my pilot episode, I will be clearing up another question in your brain. That is, who is this mysterious Gina Teo Li Qiong?

Hmm.

*rubs chin*

Who is Gina, you ask me?

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(shouldn't be too hard..)

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Ah! *snaps finger*

*readjusts tie*

Well, for you ~~birdbrained noobs~~ beginners who do not have the slightest idea of who she may be, she is for one, a girl. Yeah, a flirty one too. Oi Gina, stop staring at those scouts!

Secondly, she's a cnut. Okay, that was a biased statement but hey, coming from a person like me, you ought to believe that.

But then again, she isn't just a cnut. She's blur, weird, rebellious, boy-obsessed, flirtatious and oh I can go on for light years but that has got to be some of the nicest stuff I wrote about her.

Hmm..bimbotic? Nah, not really. Although she is totally into neoprints (she can waste money on them but not on class funds), she isn't really one. Good for her; although somewhere early this year, she was heavily influenced and overly friendly towards another (bimbotic) girl but now she (Gina) is pretty fine. Except she has random fits about ATC or K.O (whatever they may be).

Oh no, nature is calling me. Big one too. So bye for now, keep those tags coming and may us contributors be inspired to write!

2005-11-17T16:59:00.000+08:00

In regards to the overwhelming respond of the very first post generously dedicated to Miss Gina Teo through ties of friendship, she dared to ask us to delete it.

Being the geniuses we are, we know what she wants. A much longer post featuring her. Well, although you were so rude before, we decided to be nice to you once again and write another post on you. This time round, don't complain.

Well, has anyone here read the fourth and fifth book of Harry Potter?

Please raise your hand if you do.

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Oh why, you are so guai to raise your hand. Tsk tsk. Ok so let me continue.

Cho chang appeared in the fourth book, and her heart was devoted to Cedric Diggory, the first guy she met. Until he died. Then, in the beggining of the fifth book, she began to like Harry Potter until she met Micheal Corners and started dating him. And all these happened in just a few months.

Gina, being as gullible to raise her hand just now, was also gullible enough to acknowledge that Cho chang is her idol.

So, at the beggining of this year, she saw a guy, whom, as we mentioned before, a***n. She took him as Cedric Diggory and fell in love with him and danced together in Gina's house, which they called the Uoo(pronounciation: YOU/YULE) ball. Notlong later, after all theromantic stuff have died down, a***n left her for another girl. Since then, she took it that a***n was dead, just like cedric diggory, and to her, the vixien resembled lord voldemort, who killed her a***n.

But she was sad for only a short while. Because she has met another guy of her dreams, AYH. To her AYH, was just like Harry Potter in the fifth book, because he was a liar(to some) that nobody believed. Of course, AYH wasn't nearly as charming and handsome as Harry Potter himself, and he really an irritating liar, unlike Harry Potter.

But we are quite sure of one thing- he loved Gina alot, just like Harry Potter's love towards Cho chang(bleah). Gina could not really get over the shock of a***n, but she went out with AYH to try to help herself forget him, just like cho chang.

She was quite okay for quite a while, but she was quite irritated with him after another awhile. She then met XJ, some guy just like Micheal Corners. XJ was actually AYH's friend's sister's boyfriend, just like Micheal Corners was Ron's sister, Ginny's boyfriend in the book. But they had some stupid quarrel and he decided at that moment that the girl of his life will be Gina.

Their relationship lasted until now and I am very sorry I cannot tell youmore because I have not read teh sixth Harry Potter book because my Mum is waiting for some stupid discount.

!@$&#$*(!&#$

Lesson learnt- Never imitate Cho chang, read more Harry Potter!

2005-11-12T18:31:00.000+08:00

We have created this blog and we shall dedicate the very very second post to

*drum roll*

*more drum roll*

*final drum roll*

DHS GHOST STORIES!!!!

*whistles*

As most of us are Dunmanians, we thought that this would be the most appropriate topic ever to be the very very second post of this c-nuts blog. If anyone of you who is reading this blog now is scared you can press the x on the top right corner of the window. Or you can scroll down to the bottom and read our very very first post, about giiNa-. Moving swiftly on, here is our very first ghost story about Dunman High School.

Once upon a time there was a girl who somehow got pregnant. She tried very hard to conceal that she had a baby by tying a piece of cloth or something around her waist. And so one fine day she gave birth to a baby in the toilet or something. But it was stillborn and she left it there. It was found and it was gave to the school who apparently did some experiment on it in the biology lab. After using they left it at the altar and wrapped it in red cloth, but somehow after a few months the cloth turned black, for some reason or another. And Mr Kiw buried it personally. So there concludes our first ghost story. Ta da!

So onto our second story, and this is a rather short one, but never mind. Once upon a time scouts I think were having camp in school then in the early morning one of them walked past the pavillion which can be seen here on the left: (credit to Wong May Ping)
The guy saw a few old people dressed in those type of traditional clothes playing chess for some reason, and got freaked out. Not sure what happened next but I used this story as an excuse to involve scouts.

Our third story is about the Chinese Orchestra toilet. Many of you should know that the Chinese Orchestra are the pride of Dunman High, and they are valued highly by the school. They also have a toilet close to the CO room and it is supposedly haunted, as when you go in and look at the mirror you will see a face of a bloodied girl or something who hanged herself. Our discipline master who recently retired, Mr Kiw Sin Wa, pictured personally went to investigate. What exactly happened is not confirmed but after he went in he ordered the school to lock the toilet. However it was re-opened recently for some reason.

Fourth story is a funny/lame/retarded story but never mind. The auditorium toilets were locked for some reason and remains locked currently for some reason. Of course rumours have surrounded it but I am happy to announce that it is locked because it is to show visitors how clean DHS toilets are.

Now I'll tell you all some short stories which aren't really that long so I compiled them together to make it look long. So yeah there was once a painting done by the art club of a mother carrying a baby, and the mother looked like she was without any eyes and would supposedly cry blood at night. And if you walk past the area of the 2H corridor at night if you look at the ground when you walk it is rumoured that you will never walk finish the corridor. Spooky eh? There is also a red lady who is commonly seen by staff working at night walking along the field or something with her baby so one night a security guard went forward to ask her what was she doing but instead she scratched him and vanished into thin air. He had the scratch mark on his face as evidence. This is related to the paintings as someone in the hostel saw her and said it looked remarkbly similar to a painting in the hostel. And when you look at the building from the field it looks like a skull or something. And there is a pillar somewhere near the canteen that is supposedly haunted cos someone jumped down near there, and at night you would see the ghost flying about, and thus the school put 4 light bulbs around it supposedly to scare away the ghost. The chemistry lab also supposedly have clinking test tubes at night. And when Mr Ang was working on com lab 1 at night the printer supposedly started to print blank paper and even when he switched off the power it still continued printing. There are also two lions near the flag poles and they supposedly can't be touched cos it brings bad luck. But then again if it said it would bring good luck everybody would go touch it and ruin the statue lol. And the whole H block is haunted cos it sticks out and it is not good for fengshui.

Now onto another story, this time it is about the piano that you commonly see at the foyer. There was once someone who was very stressed by exams so she went to the hall to play the piano to relieve her stress, and after doing so she committed suicide, and thus the piano was haunted. People from the hostel could see the piano at night from certain angles and they could see a ghost playing it in the middle of the night, thus the school moved it to under the spiral staircase, so it would not be seen.

Next up is the one about the art club thingy. Before it was converted the current auditorium was the art room. There was this boy in art club who died for some reason and his dad decided to make a sculpture to remember him. Apparently the sculpture would cry blood at night or something. Yeah that's the end.

There was also someone who liked dancing or something and the person danced on the roof with her shoes, before killing herself, leaving her ballet shoes on the roof. Some time ago seniors went up to the roof and discovered the shoes, before telling the school, and a gate was hastily built do cordone off the area.

There was also a boy who was playful and wanted to climb the roof, so he left his bag at the place where the staircase ended, and he fell to his death. They had an altar for him and it was supposed to be special, it was pointed in three directions without incense, so the boy won't 'stay' in DHS to feed on the incense.

Then there are people who liked to play with those ouija boards in 2H before the school started. They were supposed to keep their fingers together without letting go until the ghost had left, but they let go one day as they were really late for flag raising they had no choice but to let go. The ghost was angry with them and one night, a boy had a dream that the ghost would kill his father in school, and he was terrified, so one day the boy went to school in his father's clothes, and the spirit mistook him and posessed him, and he hung himself on the fan. Here comes the lame part, the father's pockets had coins and when he was spinning around coins dropped out so you will randomly find coins on the floor on class 2H.

Yeah so that's all for ghost stories, most of them are made up to scare us before nightwalks no doubt, and I am sure that there will be many more in the future. Unfortunately they'll all be gone when the school is rebuilt.

2005-11-11T02:47:00.000+08:00

We shall create this blog and dedicate the very very very first post to the pretty cute 13-year-old lady named Gina Teo Li Qiong who lives somewhere in the universe, while she's away camping in god-knows-where, suffering from all those mosquito bites with may result in the poor her getting dengue. And without further ado, I shall dedicate this post to her and her dardarxXx.

Gina Teo, or rather Gina she would like to be called, you have fallen in love with many boys before, but you pushed them all away, thinking they possess low qualities whatsoever. As a high-class person, she was attracted to some seniors, but none could last more than a week.

However, that very event changed the rest of her life. During Jogathon, as she wiped her ~~sweat (that's for pigs)~~ perspiration off her cute rounded face,
suddenly, a group of Secondary 3 guys walked towards her, chiding of her and A***n, which was verified by her and her close friends that it was just a false rumour. And as Gina has surprisingly good taste for choosing guys, she fell head over heels in love with him at the very first sight.

To Gina, he was totally a hunk, gorgeous, handsome, cute, insert whatever else you want. (:

-continued-

To Gina, he was her lighthouse, guiding her in the dark. He was like a superhero, and she will be his faithful and loyal sidekick, just like Commander and Jetstream. *inserts sloppy wet, passionate kisses*

And Gina also started watching the popular serial, Wang Zi Bian Qing Wa or 王子变青蛙 after her friends' recommendations, and instantly fell in love with it, hoping to pick up some quotes from the show, to make it handy and use it for her own love case.

Therefore, we wish her good luck in getting the ring stuck in her finger, which means that there is true love. And they will get married happily, hoping there's no accidents that will result in the loss of memory or whatsoever and any third party to interfere along.

As the bimbos say: "[x] faiirytalexXx wunchh habb` a enddiingg. cos` iit`ll nebba enddx. muackxXx muaii ba0bweix darrdarr 1314` 1814 <33333333333333333333333333333333"

Hope to get your wedding invitation soon and please book a 6* hotel like Senwell or else you won't receive our blessings.